16 x 12 Inch Highland Cow and Pig Funny Wine Metal Sign

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Product Description

Bring laughter, warmth and farmhouse personality to your favorite gathering space with this Highland Cow & Pig Wine Humor Metal Sign. Featuring a flower-crowned Highland cow and a cheerful piglet raising glasses of wine, the playful artwork is paired with the humorous saying:

“We Drink Because the Doctor Said It’s Not Good to Keep Things Bottled Up.”

A soft pink gingham border, vintage floral details, rustic wood accents and warm distressed colors give the sign a charming country-home appearance. The detailed artwork creates an eye-catching focal point while the humorous message is sure to make family, friends and guests smile.

Measuring approximately 16 x 12 inches, the sign has enough presence for a kitchen, dining room, home bar, wine corner or farmhouse-style entertaining space without overwhelming the wall. Its matte printed surface, gently distressed finish, rounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes deliver the look of a vintage collectible sign with convenient modern hanging.

Whether purchased for your own home or given as a birthday, housewarming, holiday or hostess gift, this lighthearted metal sign is a memorable choice for Highland cow fans, pig lovers, wine enthusiasts and anyone who appreciates funny farmhouse decor.


Five Bullet Points

🍷 PLAYFUL WINE HUMOR

The cheerful message, “We Drink Because the Doctor Said It’s Not Good to Keep Things Bottled Up,” adds lighthearted personality to kitchens, dining areas, wine corners and home bars.

🐮 CHARMING FARM ANIMAL DESIGN

Features a shaggy Highland cow wearing a floral crown and pink bandana alongside a happy piglet with a polka-dot bow. Both characters raise wine glasses for an amusing and memorable farmhouse scene.

🌸 VINTAGE FARMHOUSE STYLE

Soft pink gingham, roses, greenery, rustic wood details and warm cream tones create a welcoming shabby-chic farmhouse look that pairs beautifully with country, cottage and vintage-inspired interiors.

🔩 READY TO HANG

Designed with rounded corners and four pre-drilled mounting holes for easy installation using screws, nails, hooks or hanging cord. No assembly is required.

🎁 FUN GIFT FOR WINE AND COW LOVERS

A thoughtful gift for birthdays, housewarmings, Christmas, Mother’s Day, hostess occasions and friendship celebrations. Ideal for wine lovers, Highland cow collectors, pig lovers and farmhouse decor fans.


Product Specifications

Specification

Details

Product Name

Highland Cow & Pig Wine Humor Metal Sign

Product Type

Decorative Metal Wall Sign

Dimensions

40 × 30 cm

Approximate Imperial Size

16 × 12 in

Material

Tinplate or Galvanized Metal

Orientation

Horizontal / Landscape

Surface Finish

Matte Printed Finish

Decorative Effect

Lightly Distressed Vintage Appearance

Main Colors

Cream, Dusty Pink, Wine Red, Caramel Brown, Sage Green and Dark Olive

Main Characters

Highland Cow and Piglet

Main Message

“We Drink Because the Doctor Said It’s Not Good to Keep Things Bottled Up”

Edge Design

Rounded Corners

Mounting

Four Pre-Drilled Corner Holes

Assembly Required

No

Recommended Use

Indoor Decorative Use

Suitable Spaces

Kitchen, Dining Room, Home Bar, Wine Corner, Breakfast Nook and Farmhouse Living Area

Care Instructions

Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth

Package Quantity

1 Metal Sign

Delivery (US)
FREE delivery for orders over $45*

Standard Delivery (7–10 business days) is $6.85 per order.

Priority Delivery/Dispatch is $9.85 per order.


All orders are processed and shipped within 3 business days. Please note that exceptions may occur during peak holiday seasons, promotional events, severe weather conditions, or carrier-related delays, which could extend processing times.


Applies to the 48 contiguous states only, excluding oversized items and furniture.

If you live in the mainland US, depending on your order, your package will be delivered with UPS or USPS (excluding oversized items).

  • All orders are shipped with UPS/USPS.

  • Gift cards are sent electronically free of charge.

  • All orders include tracking until delivered to your home.

  • Standard shipping typically delivers within 7–10 business days.

  • During peak seasons (such as Christmas), delivery may take slightly longer.

  • You can email us at any time for a shipping update at Customerservice@vip-heze.com

FREE delivery for orders over $45*

Standard Delivery (7–10 business days) is $6.85 per order.

Priority Delivery/Dispatch is $9.85 per order.


All orders are processed and shipped within 3 business days. Please note that exceptions may occur during peak holiday seasons, promotional events, severe weather conditions, or carrier-related delays, which could extend processing times.


Applies to the 48 contiguous states only, excluding oversized items and furniture.

If you live in the mainland US, depending on your order, your package will be delivered with UPS or USPS (excluding oversized items).

  • All orders are shipped with UPS/USPS.

  • Gift cards are sent electronically free of charge.

  • All orders include tracking until delivered to your home.

  • Standard shipping typically delivers within 7–10 business days.

  • During peak seasons (such as Christmas), delivery may take slightly longer.

  • You can email us at any time for a shipping update at Customerservice@vip-heze.com

Returns
“Hassle-Free Returns on All Orders"

Your satisfaction matters to us. If you’d like to return or exchange an item—or simply change your mind—we make the process quick and easy. Find out more

“Hassle-Free Returns on All Orders"

Your satisfaction matters to us. If you’d like to return or exchange an item—or simply change your mind—we make the process quick and easy. Find out more

Questions & Answers

Where do they ship from ?

We have warehouses in the United States and Australia, which can be shipped to your home within 7-10 days.

How long after I order will I receive this?

The delivery time is based on the shipping option that you have chosen. Once the order has shipped, we will email your tracking information on the next day as tracking information generally becomes available 24 hours after we have shipped the order. We are not responsible for delays caused by the customs department in your country.

How do I return an item?

If you are not happy with your purchase and wish to return an item, please contact us within 30 days from receiving your order. Please provide your order number as well as the reason for your return. Our customer service team will review the return request and will send further instructions if the return is approved.

For a list of final sale items, please see our Returns Policy. All returns must be in original condition with packaging intact.

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